Forget Thelma and Louise – it's Sally and Louise, the story of two blonde...
As a blonde attention-seeker married to a high-profile man, Louise Mensch is perfectly placed to understand Sally Bercow. What makes Sally tick is a cocktail of bird-brained political opinions,...
View ArticleDoomsday for the greedy freeloaders of the Left
I’ve been reading an achingly fashionable Marxist philosopher called Slavoj Zizek who espouses nihilistic violence in order to demolish global capitalism. I checked him out after our blogger Alan...
View ArticleDon't get cross with me when I spout poison on the internet – I'm 'just saying'
Before you leave an angry comment beneath this blog post, remember one thing: I’m just saying. Wondering what that actually means? You're not alone. But every day people tack this passive-aggressive...
View ArticleThanks to Dave, it’s no longer cool to be posh
From Saturday's Daily Telegraph "Don’t call me a toff,” said my friend the country vicar at dinner the other night. “I went to a comprehensive in Leeds.” How the other guests beamed. Good for you,...
View ArticleWhy should we subsidise Sally Bercow?
So we are subsidising John Bercow's grand home. A freedom of information request has exposed that the Speaker of the House, his wife Sally and their children live rent-free in a residence worth...
View ArticleSally Bercow will be selling her grace-and-favour home next. Or turning it...
Following on the MPs' expenses scandal, here comes the eBay scandal. Sally Bercow has been flogging antiques on the internet from her home in Parliament. She needs to make a bob or two, as she has been...
View ArticleJohn Bercow is not biased – and it's a myth that he's loathed on the Tory...
Speaker Bercow has been upsetting some of the more sensitive souls in the House of Commons. The poor dears! Ministers turn up in the Commons to announce a series of closures, without bringing the list....
View ArticleSomeone, please invent an app that makes the Bercows go away
Hell must be having the Bercows move in next door. I'm imagining house extensions that turn transform a semi into a French chateau and parties that run all night with the sound of Demis Roussos shaking...
View ArticleSally Bercow's latest scandal means John Bercow has to go
Enough! Sally Bercow has gone too far. She has trashed a good man's reputation, demeaned her husband's office and now – brown haired; was she wearing a wig? – has been caught kissing another man at a...
View ArticlePhilip Seymour Hoffman and Sally Bercow: What prompts a fall off the wagon?
What is it that causes people who have been sober for a long period to fall off the wagon, "slip" or relapse? This week we've had Philip Seymour Hoffman and, much less seriously, the Speaker's wife;...
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